Like most Ethels, I stream movies on TV more than I go to the cinema. Every fall, however, a few films rouse me out of my pajamas and into a theater seat, popcorn and Kleenex in hand.
I am that person who went to see the Les Misérables movie on its release date — Christmas Day 2012 — and sobbed so dramatically that the song “Do You Hear the People Sing?” should have included the lyric, “Do you hear that crazy lady sniffling and snorting in the third row?”
Here are some new movies and TV shows that are guaranteed to choke me up, and probably you, too:
Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale, opening Sept. 12
This is the end of the line for the Julian Fellowes-scripted franchise, which means we’ve already cried our way through six TV seasons and two movies filled with heartbreak, intrigue and fabulous gowns. The movie opens in 1930. We know this from the trailer, which features a lingering shot of a portrait of Violet, the dowager countess, played by Maggie Smith, who died in the second Downton Abbey movie released in 2022.
Holy grandmother of snappy retorts! All it took was one look at that portrait, and I started crying.
But not all is sad at Crawley Castle. Lady Mary Crawley (Michelle Dockery) is divorced in this installment — shocking for 1930 but good for Mary and moviegoers. Let’s hope 1930 brings Lady Mary many torrid affairs with charming rich gents in tuxedos.
Nuremberg, opening Nov. 7
This is no typical Nazi movie. It is a true psychological thriller, based on the 2013 nonfiction book, The Nazi and the Psychiatrist, by Jack El-Hai. Rami Malek plays Douglas Kelley, the American psychiatrist assigned to interview Hitler’s henchmen to determine if they were sane enough to stand trial at Nuremberg. Russell Crowe plays Hermann Goring, one of the few Nazi monsters who didn’t commit suicide after Germany’s defeat in World War II. Found guilty and sentenced to death by hanging, Goring swallowed a cyanide tablet before he could be executed.
In a tragic twist of history, Kelley himself swallowed a cyanide pill he had brought back from Nuremberg as a souvenir and died by suicide in front of his wife, father and son on Jan. 1, 1958.
Wicked: For Good, opening Nov. 21